Love child of Hulk and Dr Manhattan?
Saints row the third is one of the best games of the year. The engine is glitchy, the plot is amazingly over the top and totally nonsense, and it was clearly designed by a group of people who enjoyed GTA back before eating too much fast food made you fat.
Why is it so good then? Because it a game that exists to allow you to have fun. Nothing more, nothing less. Far too many modern games these days take themselves way too seriously, and if you want to play a game which is the least amount of serious humanly possible, you want to play this game. Also, there's a pimp which talks with a robot voice cane.
Yeah, pretty much.
But those heels with that skirt?
I thought the purple thing was a strangely colored crowbar until I saw it wobble after the murder. That was a beautiful, insight-giving wobble.
Joe Esposito's "You're The Best Around" needs to be playing for it to be the ultimate SR3 experience
Oddly enough, I was singing that very song to myself as I was making this vid.
Unfortunately all music is disabled in the game's recording mode because of copyrights.
|Louis Armstrong |
Could use more nut shot action.
Things that shoulda made it into this game:
The ability to play as an anthropomorphic giant cartoon penis
A section of the city that is a giant living vagina in the ground
you should have to stop to poop
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