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Desc:A television special in which helpless Biblers marry without knowing if they are sexually compatible
Category:Religious
Tags:marriage, TLC, virgin, exploitable, modern freak show
Submitted:Thirteen
Date:11/28/11
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Comment count is 36
Mancakes - 2011-11-28
Oh god, they're trying to eat each other!
Riskbreaker - 2011-11-28
OM OM OM OM OM!

Xenocide - 2011-11-29
And then...they're going to eat me!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

joelkazoo - 2011-11-28
Okay, waiting till you're married to fuck, I could understand. But to not even KISS before then? That's truly fucked up.
frau_eva - 2011-11-28
I've heard of this before, watched some special on it. Their logic(besides the Jesus) is that all the wait-up and anticipation will make doing everything at once ridiculously good. It's kind of amazing that no one around them hears this and doesn't immediately burst out laughing.

B. Weed - 2011-11-29
Seems obligatory to post this link:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/horribly-awkward-first-sexual -encounter-worth-the,1614/

memedumpster - 2011-11-28
I want to watch this show RIGHT NOW.
TheMarsTravolta - 2011-11-28
Five stars for looking EXACTLY like I thought it would.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2011-11-28
Wonder how she'll react to seeing her very first penis.
Cena_mark - 2011-11-29
Or his reaction to his very first vagina.

charmlessman - 2011-11-29
The same way.

OM-OM-OM

Cena_mark - 2011-11-29
Quite a good response, but i doubt it.

Riskbreaker - 2011-11-29
I have my doubts about them knowing how their own genitalia looks like.

Xenocide - 2011-11-29
Hey, you know what would be fun? If right before our first time, we swear to God Himself to stay together for the rest of eternity.

That should take some of the pressure off, right?

frau_eva - 2011-11-28
Okay, if people who actually do this are so rare that we base reality shows around them and their weirdness, can we please stop basing our education policy solely on making everyone become this? Hasn't it just become ridiculously obvious that everyone's full of shit by now?
dairyqueenlatifah - 2011-11-28
He looks like one of those closeted gay dudes doing what he thinks a straight man is supposed to do when kissing a woman.
grimcity - 2011-11-29
Haaahahaha, I was thinking the same thing... really uncomfortable to watch. Glad I saw the clip, but even more glad it's as short as it is.

IrishWhiskey - 2011-11-29
That would be an entirely reasonable explanation for this whole phenomenon.


Jet Bin Fever - 2011-11-29
OH MAN. A billion stars for this being filmed and broadcast to millions on shitty television.
eatenmyeyes - 2011-11-29
That's pretty sick.
muffinbutt - 2011-11-29
I had someone try to make out with me like that once. It's even worse then it looks.
charmlessman - 2011-11-29
My woman and I just tried kissing like that.

Neither of us want to fuck now.
Xenocide - 2011-11-29
I waited until I was 31 to try ice cream because there's a 31 on the Baskin Robbins logo.

The ice cream tasted good, which means I made the right choice!
Randroid - 2011-11-29
Proverbs: 30:33
Like churning milk produces butter, a strongth welling of the loins produces a twisting of the male member and thus discord amongst your tribe. For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife at the age of 42, and they will become one flesh unit.
Jet Bin Fever - 2011-12-01
STRONGTH!!!

Caminante Nocturno - 2011-12-04
UNAUTHORIZED FLESH UNIT DETECTED IN ENERGY SECTOR ALPHA 15! DISPATCHING SENTRY DRONES TO INTERCEPT!

Xenagama Warrior Princess - 2011-11-29
Why is he trying to suck out her soul?
kingarthur - 2011-11-29
I think TLC is the most hard-hitting journalism around. Who else has the guts to so faithfully document the total desiccation of American society?
TeenerTot - 2011-11-29
That kiss was more disgusting than most of the porn I've seen.
Ghoul - 2011-11-29
I cringed. I'd imagine this video is even worse with the sound on.
Uulanbaatorbaby - 2011-11-29
"You may now devour the bride".
Fur is Murder - 2011-11-29
...I certainly wouldn't have expected them to start regurgitating semi-digested food into each others' mouths instead of kissing. Is that in the Bible somewhere?
Quad9Damage - 2011-12-02
I'll bet the temperature in their hotel room during the honeymoon suddenly spiked 40 degrees and started cooling down again after about five seconds.

And that afterwards they lay there, not looking at each other, wondering why they avoided any amount of physical contact whatsoever for the last 17 years of their lives to please some ancient angry deity, only to have SOMEONE's penis be too sensitive from years and years of sexual repression.
Carolyne Belcher - 2011-12-03
I bet he got his first public wedding boner
Caminante Nocturno - 2011-12-04
That's the sort of kiss you see in a movie when someone is dreaming of making out and they wake up to a dog licking them.
gambol - 2013-01-11
ha!

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