|The Mothership |
Jesus, there is a whole genre of 'sex in Skyrim' videos.
Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
Whatchya working on today, Jimbo?
Oh just rendering a bunch of headless female corpses in this house.
Because of mom.
I really didn't want this to happen.
And there's a nudity mod out and it's going to make shit like this much more disturbing.
I'm saying that nude bodies being hacked up and rearranged for jerking off by sociopaths is more disturbing than underpantsed hacked up bodies, that's all. And don't even think about various impaling scenarios.
I kept panty-wearing corpses on the stove in my Fallout 3 house, but that was because I had the Cannibal perk, and my kitchen would have looked out of character otherwise.
what kind of person
|Caminante Nocturno |
Frank Miller plays Skyrim.
|Sanest Man Alive |
He specifically went after the named ones, too. This guy didn't want just any old dead barmaids or caravaneers to festoon his hidey-hole, he wanted the ~special~ corpses that aren't respawned or replaced.
...He's an investment banker too, isn't he?
Actually, it's because only the companions will follow you into interior locations probably. Random NPCs can't be dragged into interior locations unless they come with you, the easiest of whom are the named NPCs who can be paid to be your companions.
Actually actually, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure he's not gone for companion NPCs, but for the marriagable NPCs. He most likely married them, one at a time, and asked them to move in with him. Then, when they got to his house of horrors, he locked the door behind them, decapitated his new bride, and spent hours arranging her just so. And Lydia was probably his final victim, otherwise her corpse would have teleported to the Temple of Mara in Riften.
Sithis would be proud.
I just bought this house too. Guess I'll be putting my vast amounts of in-game stolen wealth elsewhere.
So wait... I haven't played Skyrim, this isn't something the game designers added in to be scary, is it? Like there's some NPC serial killer character in the game and this is his house? This is something some player did, completely unprompted, in their spare time, and then uploaded it to YouTube to show off?
Five fucking stars for that.
Artless virtual dollhouses full of disassembled mannequins. Ugly cluttered graphics. All I'm looking at is juvenile psychosis.
I love video games, but this is shit. Fuck Skyrim.
|pressed peanut sweepings |
This frightens and unnerves me.
|Sudan no1 |
Skrim sucks, it's for people like this.
This man needs help.
There's room enough in his house for fifty, sixty more bodies at least! Old Man Jones is never going to get that many girls, but I bet if we all chipped in, got him a hooker apiece, we could make this house complete. Whaddaya say, gang?
Bodies found in Skyrim
With the fuckin' heads cut off.
Muthafucka, I'm Dre.
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