Raggamuffin It's the only package on in the whole place, how busy could they be?
KillerGazebo Floating in the exact geometric center of the box there is a single piece of toast. One side of the toast is buttered by a mechanism triggered by the half life of a single atom. Until the box is opened it is impossible to determine which side of the toast is butter-side-down.
memedumpster This is why you have to insure your packages, the people who handle them are camera phone drooling morons who want your shit to be destroyed... thank God.
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