NO MERE MOTAL
minus one for worthless tags.
YOU'RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
tags do nothing!
Patiently awaiting "cockmasters" to become a linked tag.
uh for a friend of mine...
|Jet Bin Fever |
Hiroyuki Imabayashi really saved the day when he got that shipment of squash to the production team on time.
"Always drink your ovaltine, this message was brought to you by the stupendous game wizards at TAXAN!!"
No mere mortal indeed. You had to beat the game like 3 times with increasing difficulty to see that ending. I could never even make it past the 2nd stage on the first playthrough.
You had to beast the 8 stages in a specific order because the sword you got from one boss was necessary to beat the next. Imagine a Mega Man game where every special weapon looked exactly like the default weapon and bosses had no life bars to show you what was working. Then imagine every stage was a maddeningly difficulty/shitty version of Castlevania where even getting to the bosses was a major pain in the ass.
Man fuck this game.
I had hours of fun screwing your Mom, but you don't see me bragging about it.
I had hours of fun screwing your Mom, but you don't oh wait muffinbutt beat me to it. Darn it.
I don't mean to brag, but it happened enough times that I'm probably your father.
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