Yet when the spacecraft leapt back to the earth with a modest piece of extra-terrestrial steak, it was swallowed by a corrupt politician, drawn by a craving it can hardly articulate or understand.
There are no words to express the sheer joy I felt at watching this video. I laughed so hard, so many times. This is my 6th viewing and it is still just as funny.
Back in the '70s it was assumed that an early god had exploded or something, but data from the Huygens has confirmed the prevailing theory for the origin of the meat planet: http://what-if.xkcd.com/4/