|Squeamish - 2011-12-05 |
He's like some hirsute trickster god.
|kingofthenothing - 2011-12-05 |
My brother did this for real with one of his teeth. The tooth chipped and he had to give it another go. When he got the other fragment out it bled like crazy. He sanitized it with Jim Beam.
I'm not saying you can't do 'extractions' or whatever on your own and be fine, but unless I'm out in the wilderness or something I'll be going to the dentist--the sanitary place where some knows what the hell they are doing... fuck it, and has proper tools.
|Oscar Wildcat - 2011-12-05 |
What's the worst thing you have done at the office?
I can think of a few, but here's one I can share. I had just taken delivery of a bunch of cheap high voltage transformers, and I had a job interview upcoming. When the guy came into my office, I held up the transformer and asked "Do you know what this is?" He nodded, and seemed to understand. I said, "The last guy who was in here held the wires for 15 seconds. Can you do better?". The look on his face, it was sweeeeet.
Not a story I often tell, but hey, it's the portal of evil, if anyone should understand me you folks should.
And no, he didn't get the job.
|WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2011-12-05 |
On any other show Ron Swanson would either be a mouthpiece for the creators or a one-dimensional parody of conservatives.
Nahh, Leslie's basement is the best place possible because:
1) There are a hundred non-gold-related reasons for Ron to visit Leslie, so he's got non-suspicious access to it.
2) Her basement probably looks like that warehouse from "Raiders of the Lost Ark".
3) It's guarded by somebody so trustworthy that, if Ron put a note on it that said "Leslie, call me ASAP if you find this", he knows he'd get the call.
4) Nobody who's after Ron's pot of gold would think in terms of trusting another person to look after it.
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