I don't know about this new branch of music theory; what does it stem from? Where does it leaf us?

This is the next electric guitar.

the tree died

yeah baby i'm an artist or more of a creative per se because

Isn't this kind of cruel to the tree?

you asshole

Not only was this extraordinarily stupid and douchey, but the "music" was trite and boring as well.

Aphex Twin probably did this 20 years ago and he did it better.

And if you listen real close, you can hear the tree screaming, "NO!! STOP!!! OW THAT HURTS!"

-1 for soul patch, because honestly.