Riskbreaker Both of them are scared of just even kising. I can't begin to imagine their faces when they found out having sex doesn't produce big fluffly clouds, unicorns and full orchestrated version of Total Eclipse of the Heart in the background.
Caminante Nocturno Asking these two to imagine what sex looks like would be like asking a blind man to imagine colors
spikestoyiu They describe what they believe it looks like on this show and it sounds an awful lot like a goofy 80's montage.
John Holmes Motherfucker It took some time to get used to the idea, but I now believe that virgins should be allowed to marry. I'm pretty sure that it's legal in New York.