Purple drank?!? Thoedst!

When i saw the preview image i was thinking lukemorse1 had finally went full crazy.

This is what happens to all philosophy majors if they can't find a woman before they hit 30.

Oh no, when did "None" stop showing up as a category? That was part of the joke.

This is totally gonna get you laid, dude!

Totally. Deep.

I had to go to the bathroom, but didn't have time, so I applied Cartesian doubt.

It didn't end well.

Well, he isn't WRONG, but...