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Comment count is 27
kingjackhammer - 2011-12-07

so its water... that tastes like doritos.

add some caffeine and taurine and you can sell it as an energy drink


The Mothership - 2011-12-08

What if everything you ever wanted....CAME IN A CONSOMME!!!!

INTRODUCING CONSOMME: DORITOS EDITION!! WITH ALL NEW FLAVORS LIKE:

MANIAC CHEESE! BURRITO BLANC!

AND...

JAY LENO!!!

YOU'VE HAD THE BROTH, NOW TRY THE FROTHIEST SPORTS DRINK EVER!!!

SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE: HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE! USE YOUR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE TO AVOID EVEN MORE EXERCISE!

CONSOMME!!! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!


Riskbreaker - 2011-12-07

For the WoW player that wants to get fancy.


La Loco - 2011-12-07

Fuck that.


Gamara II - 2011-12-07

"Dorito Scum"

"Dorito Ice"


Macho Nacho - 2011-12-08

Don't forget "Dorito Tea."


Slumgullion - 2011-12-07

...is this like an April Fool's video? If not, truly evil.


memedumpster - 2011-12-07

That is grosser than the dude eating Crisco.


Change - 2011-12-08

Completely agree.


Oktay - 2011-12-07

For those in a hurry, you can substitute salt and corn syrup for Doritos and skip the remaining steps.


Hooker - 2011-12-08

So I'm actually making Hooker Consomme when I ring my socks out after a jog?


Hooker - 2011-12-08

Also, and I realize I should pick my battles better when I make a big fuss about this, but did she just waste a huge bag of food to make two cups of flavor water?


pastorofmuppets - 2011-12-08

"food"


Randroid - 2011-12-08

Shred the socks in a blender and boil them until almost dissolved. Add gelatin and freeze it. When thawed, your sock shreds will remain in the solid gelatin, while all the man flavour and your personal musk will drip through the strainer and into the Cup of Christ placed below.


Agent #1 - 2011-12-08

I'm always amazed how much Youtube commenters hate Chow. I mean, it's Youtube, but still.


Agent #1 - 2011-12-08

Fuck you guys. You're all dead to me now.


duck&cover - 2011-12-08

Distilled essence of Doritos, c'est magnifique!


Jeriko-1 - 2011-12-08

Maosakis is so mainstream now he has groupies!

Oh come on, you would watch his show on Food Network!


stage - 2011-12-08

Oh this is awesome.


pastorofmuppets - 2011-12-08

I want to try this. Not with Doritos, though. Probably Sunchips.


Jet Bin Fever - 2011-12-08

This has about 15 steps too many for what it's worth.


andybrownie - 2011-12-08

Fucking ew.


TheOtherCapnS - 2011-12-08

OK. At first this video disturbed me to my core. I was speechless. The comments on this page are beyond excellent, btw. Then I thought about this for a while, and I realized that this is the same food channel that had that one douche who talks about the "right" and "you're doing it all wrong" way to eat sushi.

There is no reason to to watch a single video from this channel and do more than snicker at it while you eat something delicious.

Fuck these idiots.


TheOtherCapnS - 2011-12-08

Oh! And the imported brick oven pizza guy!! Seriously. Fuck these idiots, and fuck their devotees even more!!!


Tobster - 2011-12-08

The guy with the awesome store that sells several varieties of soda is on Chow, he's pretty darn awesome.

http://youtu.be/gPbh6Ru7VVM

I know the video is on here somewhere, but I can't find it.


Hooker - 2011-12-08

I find "Supertaster" to be, by far, the most irritating and aggrivating thing associated with CHOW and one of the absolute worst on the Internet at large.


Coax_Current - 2011-12-09

I thought I would behold someone carefully stirring dorito soup nastiness, and then as the raft began to form, delighting in absurdity of applying this technique to such a pile of crap.

Instead, it was just some hack dipshit with gelatin and cheesecloth.

And because of that, 5 for evil.


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