Anything where Bumblebee gets shot earns five stars.
|Louis Armstrong |
Maybe if Bay made this movie next, with Boof getting spaced in the first 3 mins of the film, it would be a good movie.
|WHO WANTS DESSERT |
Finally, someone willing to give the terrible brainwashing toy commercials of my childhood the respect they deserve!
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES WORN OUT PLACES WORN OUT FACES
Why are you trying to take it seriously?
It's giant robots blowing shit up, shut off your hipster brain for a second and enjoy it.
Well since each transformer has unique abilities, kind of hard to show case it all with a trailer. This looks like a fun rental at the very least.
|Billy the Poet |
Press X to grow the fuck up.
I'm enamored with nostalgia as much as the next guy, but Jesus, if there has ever been a horse soundly beaten until it was mere meaty paste, it's the Transformers license. I don't care about it anymore and in fact don't want it and don't want others to want it. Just go. I don't care if you turn out to be a good game, just walk out that fucking door and don't come back.
FUN GAME: Have a conversation about Transformers with a hardcore fan and see how long it takes for him to use the phrase "complex mythology."
Play the game based on the movies based on the cartoon based on the toys!
Puscifer is definitely better than all 3 movies.
Didn't play the first one, probably won't be playing this one, but damn, that's a great trailer. Better than the Gears of War trailer they borrowed the feel from.
Whoever picked that song for the trailer score deserves a fat holiday bonus.
They deserve a big fat SOMETHING...somewhere.
Ok, enough with the "trying to recreate Mad World" shit now. It kinda, sorta, but didn't actually work for a brainless title like Gears of War, let's drop it now it's a fucking game about giant robots beating each other up.
|Jet Bin Fever |
I have a friend who is a big puscifer fan. I think this video may cure them.
|Architeuthis Tux |
My loud reaction in the theater when I saw the preview for the first Transformers movie was "Oh my god, someone shit in my eyes!"
Well. After this?
Blocky shapes fighting with each other for some reason.
See the passion in their dead robot eyes and etched on their expressionless puppet faces
They are in some sort of city, it's all very exciting.
As usual, it's the poeTV comments that shine through.
So... the game actually starts being fun at some point, right?
|Caminante Nocturno |
No other franchise better symbolizes the loss, misery, and pointless violence of war better than...
|Adham Nu'man |
If you think this is ad looks "cool" and are over the age of 13 you need to look at yourself in the mirror and reevaluate a lot of the choices you have made throughout the years. Ask yourself: why am I alone and unloved and eating microwave dinners and cleaning catshit everyday?
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