|StanleyPain - 2011-12-12 |
A complete set of the 8 stirwand "types" (each for distinct kinds of quantum fancified water you may want to drink) would cost about 0.
|wtf japan - 2011-12-12 |
Hold on a sec, gotta stir my memory juice with my anal probe.
|FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2011-12-12 |
"We've deprived water of its natural ability to hydrate oxygen."
I know this stupid clip should make me this goddamn angry, but FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuCK.
|simon666 - 2011-12-12 |
This is some grade A new age pseudo-science, right here.
|Dread Pirate Roberts - 2011-12-12 |
I don't even know where to start with this... so I'll just five it and share it around. God damned pseudo-science!
|EnochEmery - 2011-12-12 |
Wow, I thought only Scientologists could fit that much bullshit into 4 minutes. Stirwand vs. E-meter, who will win?
P.S. If I buy some Tachyon water and mix it with the Stirwand will the universe explode?
|cognitivedissonance - 2011-12-12 |
What if I put it into Peter Popoff's Miracle Water?
|baleen - 2011-12-12 |
|memedumpster - 2011-12-12 |
Ha ha ha, Americans are stupider than I thought! Five!
|pastorofmuppets - 2011-12-12 |
Just get a gun and rob people if you want undeserved money that bad.
|Racketeer - 2011-12-12 |
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|Billy the Poet - 2011-12-13 |
95% of the balance stays in the water. I hate it when all the balance runs out.
|The Mothership - 2011-12-13 |
this is fucking evil shit right here.
|kamlem - 2011-12-13 |
For people selling something that supposedly prevents constipation they sure are full of shit.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2011-12-13 |
Now THAT'S some good science!
|chumbucket - 2011-12-13 |
NUMBERS MAKE IT SCIENCE!
|garcet71283 - 2011-12-13 |
We've figured out how to travel through time at the speed of regular time with plastic bags.
|cognitivedissonance - 2011-12-13 |
Let's be fair, the Catholic Church started this 1500 years ago and have been reaping the financial rewards ever since.
|Robin Kestrel - 2011-12-13 |
Yes, potable water.
That's what you call water you can drink.
He's mispronouncing it. It's pronounced POTE-able water, long "o".
|TeenerTot - 2011-12-13 |
What happens if you use it to stir your water into your scotch?
|Rudy - 2011-12-13 |
I would have never believed a plastic stirrer would make that much of a difference, but who am I to argue with a National Medical Report? I'm off to find the 20% of my body's water that I've lost since I was a baby!
|lucienpsinger - 2011-12-13 |
An average of 30% more water is absorbed. That's a 450% increase! At least, that's what the scientists at "John Hopkins University" tell me.
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