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Desc:Plastic rods in your water will somehow change its chemical make-up and make it more gooder.
Category:Advertisements, Crime
Tags:scam, new age, pseudoscience, quantum, stirwand
Submitted:StanleyPain
Date:12/12/11
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Comment count is 27
StanleyPain
A complete set of the 8 stirwand "types" (each for distinct kinds of quantum fancified water you may want to drink) would cost about $720.
wtf japan
Hold on a sec, gotta stir my memory juice with my anal probe.
FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
"We've deprived water of its natural ability to hydrate oxygen."

I know this stupid clip should make me this goddamn angry, but FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuCK.
Pompoulus
Are you still sick, tired, and stressed, despite drinking more water and spending more money on the water you drink? There's a reason. Your shitty life."

simon666
This is some grade A new age pseudo-science, right here.


Dread Pirate Roberts
I don't even know where to start with this... so I'll just five it and share it around. God damned pseudo-science!
EnochEmery
Wow, I thought only Scientologists could fit that much bullshit into 4 minutes. Stirwand vs. E-meter, who will win?

P.S. If I buy some Tachyon water and mix it with the Stirwand will the universe explode?
http://www.tachyon-energy-products.com/internals/superconducto r_water.htm

cognitivedissonance
What if I put it into Peter Popoff's Miracle Water?
baleen
Truly evil.
memedumpster
Ha ha ha, Americans are stupider than I thought! Five!
pastorofmuppets
Just get a gun and rob people if you want undeserved money that bad.
Racketeer
Toxins!
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Billy the Poet
95% of the balance stays in the water. I hate it when all the balance runs out.
The Mothership
this is fucking evil shit right here.
kamlem
For people selling something that supposedly prevents constipation they sure are full of shit.

Jet Bin Fever
Now THAT'S some good science!
chumbucket
NUMBERS MAKE IT SCIENCE!
garcet71283
We've figured out how to travel through time at the speed of regular time with plastic bags.
cognitivedissonance
Let's be fair, the Catholic Church started this 1500 years ago and have been reaping the financial rewards ever since.
Robin Kestrel
"pot-able water"
Spoonybard
Yes, potable water.

That's what you call water you can drink.

Robin Kestrel
He's mispronouncing it. It's pronounced POTE-able water, long "o".

TeenerTot
What happens if you use it to stir your water into your scotch?
Rudy
I would have never believed a plastic stirrer would make that much of a difference, but who am I to argue with a National Medical Report? I'm off to find the 20% of my body's water that I've lost since I was a baby!
lucienpsinger
An average of 30% more water is absorbed. That's a 450% increase! At least, that's what the scientists at "John Hopkins University" tell me.
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