A complete set of the 8 stirwand "types" (each for distinct kinds of quantum fancified water you may want to drink) would cost about $720.
|wtf japan |
Hold on a sec, gotta stir my memory juice with my anal probe.
"We've deprived water of its natural ability to hydrate oxygen."
I know this stupid clip should make me this goddamn angry, but FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuCK.
This is some grade A new age pseudo-science, right here.
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
I don't even know where to start with this... so I'll just five it and share it around. God damned pseudo-science!
Wow, I thought only Scientologists could fit that much bullshit into 4 minutes. Stirwand vs. E-meter, who will win?
P.S. If I buy some Tachyon water and mix it with the Stirwand will the universe explode?
What if I put it into Peter Popoff's Miracle Water?
Ha ha ha, Americans are stupider than I thought! Five!
Just get a gun and rob people if you want undeserved money that bad.
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|Billy the Poet |
95% of the balance stays in the water. I hate it when all the balance runs out.
|The Mothership |
this is fucking evil shit right here.
For people selling something that supposedly prevents constipation they sure are full of shit.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Now THAT'S some good science!
NUMBERS MAKE IT SCIENCE!
We've figured out how to travel through time at the speed of regular time with plastic bags.
Let's be fair, the Catholic Church started this 1500 years ago and have been reaping the financial rewards ever since.
|Robin Kestrel |
Yes, potable water.
That's what you call water you can drink.
He's mispronouncing it. It's pronounced POTE-able water, long "o".
What happens if you use it to stir your water into your scotch?
I would have never believed a plastic stirrer would make that much of a difference, but who am I to argue with a National Medical Report? I'm off to find the 20% of my body's water that I've lost since I was a baby!
An average of 30% more water is absorbed. That's a 450% increase! At least, that's what the scientists at "John Hopkins University" tell me.
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