I'm not sure if anyone has seen the pseudo-documentary from Australia, "Summer Heights High," but these girls sound just like the character J'aime. Fuckin' brilliant.
I dunno, I've always had a very expressive face, and I've had smile lines, crows feet, and what ever the lines are on your forehead from raising your eyebrows a lot...since I was about 9 years old.
Anyway I can't understand them and I don't really want to.