Correct me if my Spanish is off, but at the end he basically walks out to tell presumably a concerned neighbor, "What's up".... "Nothing's happening here".
Yoo thingk thizz tree is soo GREAT?
Okhay, okhay, fvine!
Fugck your Chrizmizz tree!
AHH HA HA HA!!
I burnnd the tree!!
AHHH HA HA HA!!
Hey! Hey, Carlos! Loogit whad I did! I canzeld Chrizmizz!