memedumpster - 2011-12-17 I predict there will be a hospital scene followed by a courtroom scene.
Quad9Damage - 2011-12-18 I predict there will be a porn pop-up crisis followed by a mother freaking out over her daughter being a lesbian and then a young teen getting pregnant - after she is beaten with a shower rod.
Caminante Nocturno - 2011-12-17 "I'm Untouchable Bitch, and I'm here to help! Untouchable Bitch, AWAAAAAY!"
Quad9Damage - 2011-12-18 It sounds like a 90s action hero one-liner. Like a bunch of guys just riddled him with bullets and he comes back with "I'm untouchable, BITCH" before plowing through them with his combat skills.
Caminante Nocturno - 2011-12-18 He would probably say it in a whispery, threatening British accent.
Quad9Damage - 2011-12-18 "I am exceptionally untouchable bitch, and since I'm moving up to kidnapping you should be more polite!"
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2011-12-17 "No really, I have a mutant power. I'll drain your life energy. Here, take my universal remote, that should help you out."
Jet Bin Fever - 2011-12-18 I thought this was a Scott Peterson movie at first. There must be something about the name Peterson and murdering your wife.
themilkshark - 2011-12-18 Yes. Both stories are very different yet equally twisted and fascinating. I declare December Petersen(son?) Murder History Month.
Xenocide - 2011-12-18 No one can stop him! He has the power to open and close garage doors AS IF BY MAGIC!
Run! Just RUN! And pray he doesn't open YOUR garage door next!
Because then he might cuss at you.
Quad9Damage - 2011-12-18 Big flashing thriller letters: "ROB LOWE."
themilkshark - 2011-12-18 This looks like an awesome epsidoe of Parks and Rec.