|Dr. Lobotomy - 2011-12-17 |
Hopefully this is only the beginning of a series of ulillillia pizza videos.
His method of cooking and preparing frozen pizzas, perfected over 15 years, must something to behold.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2011-12-17 |
I'm amazed that he didn't directly calculate the area of the pizza, calculate the amount of fat per square inch, the density of the crust versus the rest, and so forth. This video also could've been 10 minutes long, what gives Ulillillia?
|Oscar Wildcat - 2011-12-17 |
Are these things cooked or mined from the Alberta tar sands?
|The Townleybomb - 2011-12-17 |
Wow, this is like a video from some eerie parallel universe where Masaokis makes sense!
|Meerkat - 2011-12-17 |
So weigh the paper towel before and after you putz.
No you weigh the pizza before and after you dorf.
The paper's better because you can wait for the water to evaporate.
If all you have is a bathroom scale, you just have to save up a few years' worth of sheets.
|cognitivedissonance - 2011-12-17 |
So here's the reality show pitch:
Chris-Chan and Masao, on a tropical island, forced to survive without any prepackaged foods, microwaves or access to delivery services. Which resorts to cannibalism the first? Only here on "AUTISTIC CANNIBAL ISLAND", this fall on Fox.
|split tail - 2011-12-17 |
15 years of cheese pizza only = malnutrition = brain damage
|MrBuddy - 2011-12-17 |
You sound fat
not on shape, but not too big...
poor guy can barely wear clothes. the diet doesn't surprise me.
|Void 71 - 2011-12-17 |
This video made my stomach turn so I guess I have to give it 5 stars.
|craptacular - 2011-12-18 |
ullillillia demands five stars and by golly i'm going to give them to him
|pastorofmuppets - 2011-12-18 |
oh yeah, this is the actual rundown:
Although I eat quite a bit, the choice of foods to me is almost nothing. Between cheese pizzas (degreased as much as possible) and, less often, Hamburger Helper (cooked without the hamburger as I hate all meats), they comprise about 95% of what I eat. 4.5% is in snack foods and just recently cereal without milk but from the box. The remaining 0.5% is for that very rare other case. This 0.5% could be bread (a biscuit is the most common case minus the butter), candy, a grilled cheese sandwich, macaroni and cheese (Hamburger Helper's version (Cheeseburger Macaroni) tastes 5 times better.), and hardly anything else. According to my parents, I would eat almost everything when I was around 4 or 5 years old. Nowadays, cheese pizzas (88%) and Hamburger Helper (7%) make up my main meals every day. I eat once a day, but when I do eat, I eat a lot. I've eaten a whole two-pound pizza before (Red Baron's 4-cheese rising crust pizza to be exact).
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