memedumpster I don't have any butter, now I know why. Scott Thompson stole it from me. As well as my shausage.
Hugo Gorilla I'm going to buy a stick of Land O' Lakes butter and eat the whole thing. I'll make a video of me doing it wearing a horned viking helm just to spite this guy.
But this guy is trying to go viral and be Internet famous because he seems like he desperately wants to be the next Chris Crocker.
Meerkat If you came to my house and took my butter you would first have to find it shoved under my mat. I mean in my freezer. The whole fricking half a stick or whatever.
Seriously my butter footprint is minimal, go fucking bug the french.
FreeOJ Definitely looks like someone who is capable of eating a whole stick of butter
jreid I peed into a bowl while watching this. TYVM vodka + root beer. TYVM SuperTommylife and your strangle throat gay voice.
jreid Also wax those fucking eyebrows Tommy you fucking butterfag.