|Caminante Nocturno |
I could only make it to 1:58 with this video. Congratulations, poeTV, you've finally beaten me.
2:55 had to quit.
I watched this movie on opening day with friend after 2 bottles of wine (this was the point) and it was pretty awesome. It went by rather fast and the only worry was sobering up. Hip flasks helped that.
WHO WANTS DESSERT
Way to support a shitty cash grab of a movie when a ton of great movies that could have used your money were out in theaters.
I'm not even going to dignify this movie's existence by pressing play. I'd one star it, but then one star would become meaningless because everything else gawdawful in existence would be worth two stars automatically.
4 minutes here. Every scene has the pacing and structure of a Hannah Barbara feature length cartoon. I only stopped the video because I realized I was paying attention to something else and still had it running in the background.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This is utter shit. I made 4 minutes and then it broke me. Fuck you, Sandler.
Seriously, he had to have thought this was actually funny and that is mind boggling to me.
Wow, I guess the reviews talking about the gardener being a racist caricature weren't remotely exaggerating.
|Pope Caius |
It took two sittings, but I made it.
I am a broken, broken man.
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
I only got to twelve minutes... and I'm not at all proud of that. I should've bailed sooner.
I sat through it all. I no longer fear death.
A nausea inducing movie that mentions Pepto Bismol every five minutes? We're not dealing with your typical everyday evil genius here!
Well, ok so it's only at the beginning. That lesson cost me.
|Xenagama Warrior Princess |
The guy getting up in the audience to leave at 28:23 expresses my feelings exactly. I almost wish it was part of the movie, then it would have made for an excellent ending.
I can't believe I watched all 30 minutes of it. My media masochism knows no bounds.
No kidding: last night, I literally had a nightmare about this movie.
Fart jokes, animal abuse, physical violence, product placement everywhere, stereotypes. It goes on and on.
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