Jet Bin Fever I just found out that the "Center for Breath Treatment" actually exists.
And what's that mummy doing attacking that lady on TV?
duck&cover If you're like me, a reanimated corpse thousands-of-years-old, then bad breath can be a problem. Use BreathGemz, with authentic tanna leaves and never worry again about that back-from-the-grave smell.
DerangedGoblin "I take my breath gems and I'm like 'Okay, I can fuck her up.'"
cognitivedissonance The Center for Breath Treatment has one of the most powerful lobbies the political world has ever known. They. Will. Crush. You.
boner They are just puppets of the Garlic-and-Onions industry.