amen brother

It was awesome. Fuck the Internet. The Dark Knight Rises was an awesome movie.

--Aaron Boyd, 2014.

You know there's going to be a troll critic calling this the Republican wet dream of "OWS really just in league to destroy everything while the Billionaire industrialist secretly wants to give everyone a better life". Not that TDK Batman isn't kinda the Republican ideal anyway, but if OWS is still a hot button that's gonna make for some fun politically slanted reviews.

Maybe not Armond White, since that's not really his style. Maybe the one who did the whole "you like Avatar because of White Guilt" review.

Of course, there's an equal chance that Catwoman will end up as Batman's ally, since she's always been prone to switching sides on a whim (usually to whatever side will help grow the sexual tension between her and Bats.)

Plus, the trailer hints at a conspiracy by Gotham's corrupt city fathers. I could see Batman joining the anti-establishment side to take them down.

It's just speculation at this point, but one thing is clear: Bane will be hated by all true patriotic Americans. He has committed the most unthinkable of crimes: KILLING FOOTBALL.

Tell you what: I'll go see it if two things happen. 1. Catwoman is really down with the working folk and 2. She gets to off Batman. For real.

i was told that was filmed in the steelers' stadium though so in this one case i'm completely fine with killing football

Also everyone told me how incredible the dark knight was so i made it the first movie i ever saw in the theater by myself, im thinking i might need to do the same for this. It felt a little weird but it was a new level of cinematic focus

He's Thomas Fucking Hardy, he could get up there and grunt and bounce around like an animal and I'd fucking love it.

Maybe my English comprehension sucks, but I've seen the trailer three times now at the theater and can't understand a word Bane says.

I have no clue what Bane says in the trailer at all.

"When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to die."

I dunno about that meme, but the "Brokeback Mountain" coat he's wearing looks REALLY stupid.

Fuck Bane, what are the chanting people saying?

"This is Awesome Gotham"?

That is THE Brokeback Mountain jacket, as a testimony to the fallen Heath Ledger.

That clip represents the ultimate failing in western civilization.

She reminds me of April's rich lady persona in "Parks and Recreation". Is it too late to CGI in Aubrey Plaza?

yeah the sound/music in this is insane

I didn't know there were ads for it because I use adblock. If ads make you so angry you should get adblock too.