|Corpus Delectable |
He has a daughter? Like, he has bred? Consensually? With a human female?
I guess it's good that Down's Syndrome women can get some dick. I guess.
It's SO SAD! He tries his chubby little best to be funny but it just comes out as rapid-fire attempts at jokes punctuated by a deep breath as he prepares his next onslaught of mediocrity.
Keep trying you little bearded psychopath! Some day, when conservatives are funny, you'll be considered a ground breaker!*
(* Never gonna happen, but I didn't want to break his pork-filled heart.)
|Prickly Pete |
Can someone loop 2:46 to 2:49 for 30 seconds straight?
He papered the five audience seats with his friends and still went out and died.
I added a Daniel Songer tag to this but i'm not sure anymore, Mr Songer's talent shouldn't be put in the same level of this horseman of atrocious "comedy".
Dennis Miller called, he said you make him no longer want to be Dennis Miller. Hang on, line two... Billy Crystal called, he no longer wants to be Dennis Miller either now.
It's classic conservative projection in addition to being un-funny. Conservatives went bananas with the whole rending of clothes and gnashing of teeth when McCain lost, claiming that God would punish America, etc.
One of their ongoing jokes seems to be that God is truly in charge of who gets to be president... except they don't seem to say that when it's not a GOP religious nutjob running the show.
The reason why "conservative humor" never works is because it's always based on false equivalency and making fun of people who are typically off limits in humor.
So..it works for other conservatives, but not for anyone without a kool aid brain.
I wouldn't say anyone is "off limits." The problem conservatives have is that they don't understand the power dynamic between conservatives (generally representing the rich and powerful) and those they want to make fun of (everyone else, which includes most minorities, working people, and the poor).
They don't get that a king trying to tell jokes about how crappy the peasants are isn't funny to most people; it's instead called "being a bully."
for conservative comedians, do they consider "hitting it big" as becoming a regular commentator on fox news?
He sounds like an asthmatic pug.
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