NewHeavenSalesman - 2011-12-26 If I don't quote either Robocop or Starship Trooper once a day, something went horribly wrong.
Xenocide - 2011-12-25 In my football league, flip touchdowns are worth double points.
Also, everyone gets a sword.
Raggamuffin - 2011-12-25 It's like one of those movies where the regular team got killed in a bus crash so they had to find a quirky band of rapscallions from other sports. Sumo linesman, parkour receiver ect.
Sphinx - 2011-12-25 And don't forget the precocious ginger headed quarterback.
Killer Joe - 2011-12-25 That quarterback is a GIRL!
VoilaIntruder - 2011-12-25 Good to see the XFL integration program is going so well.
Caminante Nocturno - 2011-12-25 You really need to just end the game after something like that.
chumbucket - 2011-12-25 Agreed. Everything after that is just a bunch of names and numbers.
StanleyPain - 2011-12-25 The touchdown was immediately then dismissed for him being "too celebratory" and then the player was sanctioned for
"playing in a way other than intended" and then the entire audience was cited for "cheering" and "celebrating."