memedumpster That disc didn't shatter, it rotated so fast the universe could no longer process it and deres'd it.
Caminante Nocturno At 30,000 RPM, a CD will phase out of our time stream.
Xenocide But just to be safe, we've traveled back to the 1920's, to murder the grandfather of the man who invented CD's. As you can see, it really works!
SteamPoweredKleenex You know how if a squirrel runs in front of a dog, and the dog just notices as it goes by, and spends the next few minutes looking back where the squirrel came from and then off in the direction it went, over and over?
This is the digital camera version of the same thing.
Xenocide Someone needs to record that last bit in slow motion.
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