Anaxagoras I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I was thinking the exact same thing.
duck&cover Spoiler: the puppy chews off the man's nuts, so his phobia was justified.
CornOnTheCabre I kinda initially assumed this was the case, in that maybe he was kidnapped as part of some kind of turf war payback and forced at gunpoint to put three puppies in an industrial-strength blender, turn it on, and drink them all.
But I have a damaged, terrible mind.
Bort Five stars for "I shall become a puppy!". The video's good too.