Xenocide I find Arrow to the Knee about as funny as I found this.
WHO WANTS DESSERT Nerds drawing random violence occurring against people they disagree with = instant Reddit e-peen
Redford "OH MAN THERE ARE SO MANY NERDS ON THE INTERNET TALKING ABOUT SHIT I DON'T LIKE. I REALLY WISH I COULD JUST PUNCH ALL OF THEM, THAT WOULD MAKE THEM SHUT UP."
baleen I played skyrim for a week and then got bored of it.
garcet71283 Awww....did somebody steal your sweetroll?
StanleyPain YO IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT "STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM" WAS THE BEST ELDER SCROLLS MEME OF ALL TIME!! OF ALLLLL TIIIIIMMMEEE!!
HarrietTubmanPI I used to be the King of Hastings - but THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE EYE!
Wait, am I doing it wrong?
Paracelsus Yes, of course, you shouldn't have sworn over those relics. You left William with a sense of entitlement that he was willing to risk everything to enforce.
IrishWhiskey "Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute just sit right there
And tell you how I became a town guard in Bel-Air
In Winterhold college born and raised
Adventuring is where I spent most of my days
Forging stuff, maxin skills, takin' down a ghoul,
And all shooting some fireballs outside of the school
When a couple of bandits who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I took one little arrow and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving to be a town-guard in Bel-Air"