Any girl who talked to Ashton was turned to ash
Disc Possibly from same Hellish Cave as Michael Lohan
Seven decapitated as Taylor Swift breaks away from good girl image
Kirk Douglas credits incredible longevity to ongoing chess match with Death
"War Horse" predicted to break box office records by attracting massive Equine-American audience
Robert Pattinson announces new Robert Pattinson shaped tampons
all the seas & the oceans will run red w/ the blood of my enemies #warning
The idiot boy, Kutcher, is here no more. I am Krobbkag, the Destroyer
the time has come 4 the skies to turn black 4evermore!! #endofdays