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Desc:in which opponents conveniently hang in the air in slow motion to be sliced and diced
Category:Classic Movies, Humor
Tags:blood, Battle, Gore, improbable, immortals
Submitted:fedex
Date:01/04/12
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You could probably write a thesis on the symbolism of Greek gods wearing plastic spray-painted armor and the titans anachronistically being imprisoned in rebarb.
urbanelf
Is that like concrete reinforced with rhubarb?

Millard
Technically I don't think they're all moving at god speed (the enemies are Titans), until the gods kill a titan, at which point they revert back to the speed of the world in which they're fighting while the gods are still moving at superspeed. Or something.

This scene is around twice as long in the movie and is basically the coolest about it. Too bad the rest of it is guys with nice abs wandering around for no real reason.
TeenerTot
I'll take guys with nice abs wandering around.

Hooker
Obviously, they filmed this with the Unreal engine.
Udderdude
Like watching a cheezy 3d action game you can't even play.
FABIO
I guess Final Destination isn't the low mark for crappy CGI blood anymore.


To: Filmmakers
Subject: Bullet time

Hello friend in Christ

I am writing today from the Isle of Man to inform you of a fantastic opportunity. My grandfather was the original bullet time of the Republic of Zaire. He ruled his country with a purpose: either to slow down and allow the eye to take in all the rich imagery on screen (John Woo's flying doves) or perhaps tying into the story itself (The Matrix). My royal family was then exiled by gimmick directors who have no fucking clue what they're doing. Today my nation's film studio and space program are run via cargo cult. I urgently require you to NOT send $12 to secure accounts of lazy filmmakers so garbage like this stops getting made.

I await your response faithfully.
citrusmirakel
Enjoy 'em.


Caminante Nocturno
The Marines are going to be really angry when they found out someone made a movie out of their commercials.
OxygenThief
Those costumes are truly terrible.
Rodents of Unusual Size
There is a pride parade somewhere seriously missing its costumed Trojan guy float.

Merzbau
Man, I was all set to jump in here and defend Eiko Ishioka (who did Tarsem's earlier films, Bram Stoker's Dracula, and Paul Schrader's amazing Mishima, and also Grace Jones' disco-ball bowler hat) until I actually watched the clip.

WHAT HAPPENED :(

Merzbau
brb, going to go stare at pictures of Tom Waits as Renfield and sigh to myself

Riskbreaker
I know Mr Tarsem has to pay his bills after funding The Fall with his own money, but he could have pick a better project. This movie did pretty bad as far as i know.
WHO WANTS DESSERT
It made $200 million on a $75 million budget. As flawed as Immortals was, Tarsem's upcoming SNow White adaptation looks painfully boring and awful without even the benefit of inventive visuals.

Rodents of Unusual Size
This makes Giant of Marathon look like Gladiator and Ben Hur combined, comparatively.
charmlessman
The moral here is that women suck at fighting and showing compassion for a woman will get you stabbed in the thigh.
Pompoulus
She was handicapped from the start, there are no muscles on her plastic armor.

Mother_Puncher
Apparently that shitty armor gives those guys Viewtiful Joe slo-mo powers.
kingofthenothing
a little racist. Just a little.
Randroid
Not worse than 300 totally-not-gay aryans facing the muselman hordes of Xerxes the Gay.

chumbucket
using the Rendering Asunder 3D engine.
Fezren
Awesome trident fighting.

There were lots of things I didn't like about this movie. Mickey Rourke is fucking awful. The retarded interpretation of roman mythology.

I rather enjoyed this particular scene, however.
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