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I WILL DESTROY YOU
King of the Jungle my ass. I could totally take on that cat.
Two minutes after the video ended a school of dolphins showed up, killed everyone there, and took the lion cub back to its home in the sea, ending mankind's contact with dolphin lions.
All the school traveling dolphins are murderers. The friendly and perverted kind tend to stick to pods.
OK, Disney, here's a pitch: All the other lions always made fun of Lenny the Lion for his effeminate voice, until... and here's the kicker: they heard him sing. So now Lenny is going to practice his tail off for the African Idol and... no?
No need to pitch it, didn't you hear? All YouTube videos are now going to be made into feature-length movies.
the last thing I want a lion to remember about me when he grows up is that he needs revenge.
"Laugh it up while you can, naked monkeys. One day, you WILL be my food."
He just can't wait to be king.