Corpus Delectable
I wonder if we could all request demos of his katanas as a sort of surreptitious weight-loss scheme.

"I was wondering, can one do 100 jumping-jacks with that katana without it flying out of its hilt? Can one run a mile with it? 20 pushups?"

namtar
Trolling for a fitter and healthier world.

Sundry
"Gamer. Weapon collector. Muay Thai boxer in training. Gamertag xNJDx Dovahkiin. Twitter account, @Fatswordsman. I do not, nor will I ever, even if It becomes mandatory by law, have a facebook account. I'm a fighter and an athlete trapped inside a fat guy's body. All I have in life is food, and I refuse to give it up. Till something else comes along, I'll always look this way."

NewHeavenSalesman
Occupation

Unemployed. Trying to find a job that's agreeable with my soul. I refuse to work at a supermarket where I'm selling adult diapers to 90 year olds all day. And I refuse to work at a fast food resturaunt where the other employees are too stupid to unzip thier pants to take a piss. Need a real job.

Interests

Xbox Live, swords, women who have souls.

Caminante Nocturno
Maybe he can get a job at a factory that checks women for souls.

pastorofmuppets
Should we all be so lucky. Professional Turing Testers make upwards of 90k a year, and that's starting.

pastorofmuppets
*we should

duck&cover
"All I have in life is food." That really sad.

Corpus Delectable
I've changed my mind. We need to get him in touch with the TFL guys.

Sundry
Thank you.

StanleyPain
But then, if you live by the Hostess Fruit Pie, you will also die by the Hostess Fruit Pie.

SteamPoweredKleenex
To which he'll reply, "YES! I'll get a fruit pie!"

pastorofmuppets
He's going to die of heart disease, unfortunately.

Pompoulus
An ale-dwinking monk who has twouble with his awwws.

Jet Bin Fever
There should be a Friar Tuck look-a-like contest somewhere.