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Desc:...you should remember to pace yourself, because this one just keeps delivering.
Category:Military, Humor
Tags:ninja, weeaboo, falling over, king of the demo, fatswordsman
Submitted:Corpus Delectable
Date:01/15/12
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Squeamish
Those water bottles clearly had no honor, falling over like that.

Corpus Delectable
The shameful stand has dishonored them all.

dairyqueenlatifah
Shamefur Dispray

baleen
If you don't have time to watch this, watch the image my friend made which basically sums up this thing perfectly.

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8430/4082291015050105721229 7.jpg

Jack Dalton
According to neighborhood legend, he chased an entire bottle of vegetable oil with that bottle of orange soda.
Corpus Delectable
Right at 0:46, when the mail truck drives by, is what does it for me.

These are the people in your neighborhood. In your neighborhood. The people that you meet each day.

craptacular
A child cuts plastic bottles in half with a sword; in the background, people get on with their lives.

Pillager
My life will never be the same again.

klingerbgoode
Flag on the moon. How did it get there?

La Loco
Who Dat Ninja!?
EvilHomer
Ninjas don't get cold! You wuss!

Our hero might be a match for most of those water bottles, but Sub Zero would murder him.
Cena_mark
He just needs very wide shadows to hide in.

duck&cover
"I'm not trying to dress like a ninja." Just all in black with a mask covering the lower part of his face.

LOL fat ninja.
Old_Zircon
-1 for no Faygo
SteamPoweredKleenex
I'm sure "someone" can show up and tell us which anime he's been watching for that extra little flourish he does after each cut (that doesn't knock over the table). I suppose the correct answer is "all of them," but hey, maybe it's a signature move somewhere.
didcotmassif
dunno what the flourish is, but he'll remove a kneecap at some point

LetsFistAgain
Its actually a real move in Japanese Swordsmanship to remove excess blood from your blade.


No, im not this guy.

EvilHomer
It's called chiburi:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVq34KXixTI

zompus
Good movie example of chiburi here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCd9ndRFJWc#t=4m17s

That guy
I'm glad I know, so that if I ever meet him I can say "STOP IT with that goddamn CHIBURI!".

The Townleybomb
-1 because this really really looks like my parents' house, and I'm worried about them.
chumbucket
Especially if they are susceptible to slipping on copious amounts of ice coating the backyard walkway.

StanleyPain
There's an "Oriental Gifts" type place not far from me and there's always at least one or two of this guy in that store looking at all their shitty display katanas and shit. It's one of those places where you can basically buy everything to make a Godfrey Ho movie.
Volbard
I'm not a ninja either, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to swing from the wrist.
zompus
I'm concerned that he's going to get tennis elbow without ever having played tennis.

Jet Bin Fever
fat ninjers and their fatjitsu.
StanleyPain
What did you say?

oddeye
ninjers and their fatjitsu

Rodents of Unusual Size
Nothing says "graceful ninja stealth" like a styrofoam block.

I look forward to the Adventures of Retard Ninja.

Riskbreaker
How did i miss this one?
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