Agent #1 He writes weird. The position of his hand.
badideasinaction Some lefties do that - funky way to avoid smudging the ink.
cognitivedissonance Left handed people are minions of Satan. Proof that he is the Antichrist.
The Townleybomb Basically every lefty I've ever known writes this way.
Also, 5 of the last 7 presidents have been left-handed. AS WELL AS 99 OUT OF 100 MEMBERS OF THE BILDERBERG COMISSION.
Jet Bin Fever I'm left-handed, and I also pull instead of push when I write. I don't turn the page in a crazy way though so the ink gets smudged quite a lot. Maybe I should...
sven That's because he's a MUSLIM and muslims are used to writing from right to left because that's how they can keep their terrorist plans a secret from god-fearing CHRISTIANS.
jreid I'm a righty and I write like that. The best part is how often people exclaim "oh you're a lefty!" as I'm writing quite obviously with my right hand.
Caminante Nocturno Your biting cynicism and take-no-prisoners honesty sure has cut through the bullshit to tell it like it is. I admire your bravery to say the things people don't want to hear and your ability to deliver the hard-hitting facts in a clever, intellect-revealing way.
Actually, shut up.
Rudy Well those guys were really preferred watching "Dear John" over the Girls so whatever
fatatty I really wish Obama hadn't invaded Afghanistan. But now that he has I think it's good that he's focused on creating humorous TV spots as the center of his administration's agenda.
Caminante Nocturno It should be required by law that every person in America have at least one framed picture of Betty White on display in their home.