ugh it wouldn't be so bad if their English wasn't malformed as well.

I forsee a narrow but bright future for the ironically kill it with fire tag

Uhh, hate to break it to you, but that's not a puppet. That's a burn victim. Skin loses its elasticity after a severe burn, jerks.

Burn it... safely.

The lip synching may be lousy, but those puppets are made with genuine human skin and scalps!

This is from Takuginai, a children's show from Nunavut.

If you like this, do check out any segments with Johnny the Lemming, as he attempts to converse with you in Inuktitut.

Bonus fun fact: This show used a version of 'Mammagamma' by the Alan Parsons Project for the ending credits...that somehow sounded even more synthesized than the original.

"Never leave a wraith or a towel near a stove."

Really?? I would have thought their unearthly chill would help dampen any kindling flame.

It's bad enough your dead puppet eyes destroyed my soul, but did you have to look like my grandma while doing it?

Everything (about this) Is Terrible

Pretty much what you'd expect from children's TV for eskimos.