oh mark, you're such a silly!

Soccer is the most boring piece of crap sport in the world and to call it by the name of the greatest sport in the world annoys me.

You have to use your feet? That's like a baby's sport!

Cena, have you forgotten about baseball? the game where you have enough time to get drunk, have a meal, and sober up before one game ends?

Also, american handball-throwing-running thing is boring, it's like football but with more guys on the field and less skill.

Im american and i like both footballs because i dont blindly decry as evil anything that runs counter to a largely fictionalized mythology carefully crafted and systematically inculcated to each passing generation as history by a relatively small group of elites whose views are at best negligent and at worst openly racist and ruthlessly expansionist.

I still call it soccer though.

Baseball is boring. Just plain boring. Not as boring as suck er, but boring. Professional Wrestling, Basketball, and MMA are my next favorite sports.

Soccer is pretty okay. It's fast paced. They don't keep taking breaks. They don't get to carry around the ball with their hands.

I don't get how people can say soccer is fast paced. The move the ball up one end of the field, it gets sent down to the other etc, eventually I fall asleep and somebody randomly scores.
Football is more entertaining in that it sets up the drama better. You have first downs, big plays, red zone tension. Far better for the thinking man.

All sports that involve chasing balls are equally boring and childish. The NFL is boring as shit. Soccer is boring, baseball is boring, golf is fucking boring as hell to play, let alone watch. Real sports are fighting, racing, and killing things.

No I'm not a bouncer.

Racing, because waiting several minutes for a car to quickly flash infront of your eyes for two seconds is truly the definition of intensity.