|Corpus Delectable |
But, can it do cats? Live cats?
|The Mothership |
My old man's a cotton-pickin' chicken plucker, what do you think about that?
He wears a cotton-pickin' chicken plucker's raincoat and he wears a cotton-pickin' chicken plucker's hat.
He wears a cotton-pickin' chicken plucker's collar, he wears a cotton-pickin' chicken plucker's shoes;
And every Saturday evening, he reads the cotton-pickin' chicken plucking finger lickin' news,
And somedaaaaaaay, if I can,
I'm gonna be a cotton-pickin' chicken plucker, same as my old man.
aw, the only reason I clicked this video was to make this reference
this is actually quite brilliant, except it only handles 3 chickens at once. a big industrial chicken manufacturer would need to process thousands of chickens in the de-featherer machine at a time... now that would be a spectacle
I remember seeing this here before. It was a prototype version, made from an old washing machine.
I hope in all sincerity that it was invented by a guy who tried to throw a chicken in a washer just to see what happens.
|pressed peanut sweepings |
Oh, they're dead. I can't fap to this.
Ooo, yeah baby. Pluck me. Pluck that juicy cock!
I can think of at least three very good uses for this machine, all of which coincide with my revenge list.
|Jet Bin Fever |
The rotating maw of endless poultry destruction.
Makes a fantastic Russell Mills inspired mess.
I swear I've had to jump Mario and/or Sonic over a giant version of this.
I think I'd rather just pluck my chickens with my hands.
|Hay Belly |
You guys are all like the Bizarro version of a country bumpkin.
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