deadpan
That means they can still accept donations, preferably from the campaign they endorse so they can pay off immediate debts.

Oscar Wildcat
So sayth Supply Side Jesus.

deadpan
I heard that as "Newt is not perfect, but Humungus is."

Going after the post-apocalyptic wasteland vote.

Mother_Puncher
It would have been better to remind people of that as the Perry Ferry gained steam to see who among them had enough humanity to jump ship and who would stay for the ride.

Wakka wakka.

IrishWhiskey
When Ron Paul brought up the Jesus' Golden Rule at the last debate, and specifically identified it as such, he got booed.

They aren't 'Christians', they are a specific type of Christians, ones in which forgiveness and charity have very specifically drawn confines. Usually confines which are only extended to themselves, or people just like themselves.

pastorofmuppets
I'm starting a fake mega-church ministry. In 10 years I'll reveal the scam, but not after donating everything to United Way. Going to jail will be worth the angry reactions from Christians who were tricked into being charitable.

Dread Pirate Roberts
Thing is, you couldn't go to jail, Pastor. All religion is a scam. They are donating money to you, not buying a product. All you have to do is hold onto the rights of the property of that church, and then sell it all off in a single night, and donate the money.

If they cry foul to donating it to a good cause... you've proved your point.

Corpus Delectable
Y'all are just messing with me that you didn't see the "tenet vs. tenant" joke I was making, right? Y'all are smarter than Perry, right?

IrishWhiskey
Yeah, the quotation marks were a clue. I'm just not sure what comments you were expecting. ROFLCOPTERS?

Corpus Delectable
Whew.

I dunno. Further riffs on tenant v tenet? Other verbal gaffes?

I'm just glad that somebody else knows the difference. I was beginning to doubt my sanity.

Afterall, they're comes a time when its easy to wonder if people understand english grammer at all, even though its there very own language that there parent's taught them. If your born in the US, you should speak like your born their.

If you know what I mean.

Toenails
Tell me more about this muppet church.

Toenails
I'm willing to throw money at it.

Gobs of money.

Literally.

Pillager
Kermit died for our sins.

joelkazoo
Me, too.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Even Teens React thought Rick Perry's ad was horribly done and had no substance whatsoever. 14 year olds look down on him, intellectually.

I wonder how much money he got paid to do this.

Also the people behind him are totally hoping he won't say something retarded in the few minutes they are allotting him. You can tell they have nervous glances.

Rodents of Unusual Size
OH BUT HE WOULD NEVER

haha no he has a devoted following much more so than any other candidate. Even if he doesn't poll higher numbers, the fervency is beyond anything Romney has.

Obama will get re-elected and hopefully put some fucking bankers in indefinite detention centers. (I can dream!)

SolRo
Well Paul is still a republican, he puts on a great independent act, but at heart he's a bullshit spewing GOP hardliner.

Just have to ask him for details beyond his sweet sounding soundbite.

'Federal government shouldn't control peoples lives' = 'states should control peoples lives'

'Government is restricting peoples freedom too much' = 'get rid of all regulations'

He's against the civil rights act, wants absolute free trade, wants to cut income tax by somehow using tarrifs...on something...not preventing free trade.

He seems to be brain damaged, living in a world where free market capitalism fixes everything and China's protectionist trade policies do not exist.

Ron Paul is just a very dumb, self-centered and naive man that manages to sound smart and sane when there is a camera around.

Paracelsus
Yep. Well, that ego issue is exactly why I think he'll go third party. We'll see...

Dread Pirate Roberts
Man! I wish I had more stars for you. :(

CJH
giovanni ribisi doing some research for his next weaselly villain role?