|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2012-01-19 |
He was polling 3rd in his own fucking state.
|sosage - 2012-01-19 |
"suspending my campaign"...these guys really can't stand not receiving something they want.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2012-01-19 |
"but... who among us is?" *smirk*
I heard that as "Newt is not perfect, but Humungus is."
Going after the post-apocalyptic wasteland vote.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2012-01-19 |
This would be a good time to remind everyone that Rick Perry allowed an innocent man to be executed and then tried to cover it up.
|zerobackup - 2012-01-19 |
"I am an asshole and he is a dick, vote for the dick."
|Corpus Delectable - 2012-01-19 |
Forgiveness is a central "tenant" of his Christian faith.
It rents the room in the center of his Christian faith, between the long-term tenants also in the center of his faith, Homophobia and Aversion To Education.
Y'all are just messing with me that you didn't see the "tenet vs. tenant" joke I was making, right? Y'all are smarter than Perry, right?
Yeah, the quotation marks were a clue. I'm just not sure what comments you were expecting. ROFLCOPTERS?
I dunno. Further riffs on tenant v tenet? Other verbal gaffes?
I'm just glad that somebody else knows the difference. I was beginning to doubt my sanity.
Afterall, they're comes a time when its easy to wonder if people understand english grammer at all, even though its there very own language that there parent's taught them. If your born in the US, you should speak like your born their.
If you know what I mean.
I'm willing to throw money at it.
Gobs of money.
|Riskbreaker - 2012-01-19 |
The pity they feel for themselves is overwhelming.
|chumbucket - 2012-01-19 |
|cognitivedissonance - 2012-01-19 |
Man, they REALLY hate Mormons.
|Oktay - 2012-01-19 |
I was half surprised by the lack of cheering after he made the announcement.
|Stopheles - 2012-01-19 |
Wow, Perry's endorsement is going to net Gingrich DOZENS of additional votes!
|kingarthur - 2012-01-19 |
As your dumbshit candidate of no one's choice, I hereby endorse this beady-eyed psychopath. Holla!
Rodents of Unusual Size
Even Teens React thought Rick Perry's ad was horribly done and had no substance whatsoever. 14 year olds look down on him, intellectually.
I wonder how much money he got paid to do this.
Also the people behind him are totally hoping he won't say something retarded in the few minutes they are allotting him. You can tell they have nervous glances.
|Paracelsus - 2012-01-19 |
About three months overdue. Not surprising that he's going with Newt. What's interesting is watching the game develop between Romney and Newt. A no-win contest between amoral and nuts. What will be funny is when Paul goes third party and splits the vote just to have his name in the history books as a third party candidate.
Rodents of Unusual Size
OH BUT HE WOULD NEVER
haha no he has a devoted following much more so than any other candidate. Even if he doesn't poll higher numbers, the fervency is beyond anything Romney has.
Obama will get re-elected and hopefully put some fucking bankers in indefinite detention centers. (I can dream!)
Well Paul is still a republican, he puts on a great independent act, but at heart he's a bullshit spewing GOP hardliner.
Just have to ask him for details beyond his sweet sounding soundbite.
'Federal government shouldn't control peoples lives' = 'states should control peoples lives'
'Government is restricting peoples freedom too much' = 'get rid of all regulations'
He's against the civil rights act, wants absolute free trade, wants to cut income tax by somehow using tarrifs...on something...not preventing free trade.
He seems to be brain damaged, living in a world where free market capitalism fixes everything and China's protectionist trade policies do not exist.
Ron Paul is just a very dumb, self-centered and naive man that manages to sound smart and sane when there is a camera around.
Yep. Well, that ego issue is exactly why I think he'll go third party. We'll see...
|theSnake - 2012-01-19 |
I wish they could all drop out
|THA SUGAH RAIN - 2012-01-19 |
The dude behind him is the living embodiment of a dildo. If a dildo could be a person, it would be that guy right there.
|Lef - 2012-01-19 |
Just as Newt's ex wife starts claiming he wanted an open marriage.
Perry's timing is impeccable.
|Aelric - 2012-01-19 |
The Wolf-man endorses Frankenstein.
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