|Billy the Poet |
"I am here to teach you battle tactics, and then expel you from Japan on orders of the Shogun for being a Christian."
|Corpus Delectable |
The hardest thing about becoming an atheist was giving up my spirit karate teachers.
Oh shit. "Karate won't save you" kid looks JUST LIKE my ex girlfriend.
Why did he even need to learn karate if he's got a gang of angels ready to beat up anyone who bothers him?
Billy the Poet
"All right, Angel Summoner. I'm going to leap through the skylight and perform Dragon kata on the armed thugs, hopefully disabling all of them before they can call for help from the next room."
"Well, we could do that, Recreational Martial Artist, or I could summon an angelic host to disarm and incapacitate them while we wait."
|Jet Bin Fever |
What's wrong with that kid's face? Is he supposed to look like that?
|The Mothership |
Yes, as everybody knows, Jesus taught us to turn not the other cheek, but the dragon fist on our enemies.
look at what you seeeeeeeeeeeee
We're going to teach you these bad ass Japanese fighting techniques but first, could we perhaps interest you in a pamphlet about Shintoism and Buddhism? As a born again Shinto...
|Fur is Murder |
Japanese divine interventions are smaller, cheaper, and more efficient than American ones.
WTF is this???
|Killer Joe |
"Son, just take my gun. The 2nd amendment of God's Constitution says that we are able to strike down the enemies of God and Country. And minorities. Especially Japs."
|Oscar Wildcat |
Once again, the homosexuals and liberals are bullying the poor christian boy.
"This time, the DP motion stands for Divine Protection."
That trailer is like a series of left turns the flabbergast and AMAZE!
|Nyms Lives! |
Beating the kid up was bad. But smearing lipstick across the side of his face was just rude.
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