Dude is all, "I have the weirdest loss of boner right now."

*fart* *fart* *fart* *queef*

This happened to a coworker of mine when he put a dollar bill under the bridge of his glasses at a strip club.

Dance sensation!

The sudden spike in nasal herpes has the brazilian medical association scratching it's collective heads...

Having the greatest number of Catholics in the world leads to some innovative dry-humping.

Clandestine video that captures the most notorious assassin in Brazil plying her trade. Eventually the target's nose cartilage was driven into his brain.

That's how you get pink eye.