|The Mothership - 2012-01-29 |
The rapture may be in the news for weeks; even months.
Which makes them at least smarter than the Left Behind authors, who think that all the world's children disappearing would barely have an impact on society, and that only a handful of remaining Christians would recognize the rapture.
Hey me too! The blog, I mean.
|IrishWhiskey - 2012-01-29 |
America in Prohecy: The Decline and Fall of the American Empire - 70 minutes
Heaven: An Out of Body Adventure - 89 minutes
Alleged Errors, Mysteries and Contradictions in the Bible, Part One - 120 minutes
Alleged Errors, Mysteries and Contradictions in the Bible, Part Two - 120 minutes
...so heaven and the fall of America need far less time that it takes to dismiss some of the many mistakes of the Bible.
|HarrietTubmanPI - 2012-01-29 |
This is the same woman who will talk about how horrible things will be after rapture, how the rivers will turn to blood, and the skies will fall, and the dead will walk the earth, and remote controls everywhere and every other sock that you own will be lost forever.
Then, after all that, she says "Isn't that wonderful?!!?"
|cognitivedissonance - 2012-01-29 |
So, basically, Jesus is a rapist. This explains Rick Santorum.
|sjohnson301 - 2012-01-29 |
I'd bang 'er.
|memedumpster - 2012-01-29 |
God's Plan To Make the World a Paradise
Step One : Remove all Christians.
Oh, Jehovah, no matter what your followers do to people, we know you hate them most of all.
|EnochEmery - 2012-01-29 |
Obviously, Christians should never be allowed to drive cars or fly planes.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2012-01-29 |
I wonder if she'll have her original face in heaven or the one she paid for on Earth.
|BHWW - 2012-01-29 |
Don't try this at home; the Van Impe's have been predicting the pending Apocalypse for decades now and are trained professionals.
(for example, see Jack Van Impe's 1973 lecture/sermon 'The Coming War With Russia' released on LP and 8-track)
|Pompoulus - 2012-01-29 |
Yeah someone will be doing something and then they will disappear, I get it Rexella.
|fulakarp - 2012-01-29 |
HA ha ha 0:45 my sisters went to that high school, probably right when this video was made too.
|TeenerTot - 2012-01-30 |
Anyone else notice that all the raptured in her little scenario are white males?
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