Huh. That lady's the voice actress who played Ariel, from The Little Mermaid, AND Tula, from Pirates of Dark Water.
Christ groupie or not, I'd still let her pleasure me with her... ahhh, this video's way too easy.
I was actually looking forward to finding out how the story turned out but then the musical number started.
0:51 - Michael's swearing is so menacing that the little sister is acting she's been chased by a Balrog or something.
1:12 - The dad looks like he's feeling all guilty and depressed about punishing his son. You can tell he's going to burst into tears for going off the deep end with that finger pointing.
1:25 - I wasn't going to make a comment about the obvious video title until the lady started singing a musical number about licking and sucking things.
They're singing about all these ways to please God with their mouths, not realizing that God gets off on a little degradation. He prefers a good hard face-fuck to the standard lollipop blowjob. He discovered this about Himself by watching Sasha Grey videos in His mind.
|The Mothership |
All my stars are for the 'Get on your knees for Jesus' watermark.
What the...? A giant talking turtle?
That woman summoned an abomination!
|Corpus Delectable |
"Slurping up noodles," indeed.
It otherwise looks like it was produced by some tacky protestant splinter group, but that one line makes me suspect some viral marketing campaign by the Vatican.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
"All he did was swear at his little sister"
Like he just followed her around swearing at her? Buy a video game, play a sport, you've got better things to do than swear at your sister all day long.
|Jet Bin Fever |
That preview frame is perfect.
The thing that I never understood is why do christians think that it's a bad thing to say the word "god" in vain when that's not God's name?!?! The 10 commandments clearly are referring to the name YHWY or Jehova or whatever. God's name isn't God, that's his title!
Or "I Am." Christians for some reason don't get mad when people go around saying "I Am fucked," or "I Am not going to church/gay/getting an abortion/making fun of Christian edutainment.
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