I'm envious for two reasons;
First, he has snow.
Second, he can do that without being arrested.
Real estate development has taken a deadly toll on the once verdant fields & forests. Any pogroms versus snow golems would be met with unwanted legal attention.
Too bad we'll never find out if he could actually laugh and play as the children say.
Stars for using "Dance of Curse" as background music.
I bought a samurai sword once and immediately took it out to chop at snow drifts. Turns out the term "show blade" means it will bend pretty easily.
I used to cut down reeds and crap with mine. Thing was made in Pakistan, cost fifty bucks, and I got it third hand off a stoner friend who got it off a fat Mexican dude at a flea market. Ugly as sin, but it never bent or chipped, not even once.
One snowman, I'm thinking 'meh, it's alright, maybe a three star for the situation...' Then the army of snowmen. And the sound effects. Oh god, the effects.
|Jet Bin Fever |
And then he returned to his meadhall and fucked a Valkyrie.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Who's the baddest ass badass little viking??
Not this kid.
He didn't spend all that money at Cold Steel to NOT use his swords.
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