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Desc:Ron Paul, ladies & gents. Ron Paul.
Category:News & Politics, Science & Technology
Tags:ron paul, limbo, neo confederate, Honest Rape, states rights
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Date:02/07/12
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Oscar Wildcat
Ahhh, the old schrodinger's fetus defense.
pathetique
^ this

Meerkat
This is clearly more Heisenberg's cuntcertainty principle where you don't know where the sperms are and where the egg is and there is only a certain probability they will be in the same place at the same time.

Schrodinger's pussy is where you already have a developing fetus and you jam a bottle of arsenic in there and then fuck the woman with wild abandon and you don't know whether you broke the bottle or not until the baby/corpse drops out.

catpenis27
Heisenberg's cuntcertainty principal.

SteamPoweredKleenex
How many Honest Rapes to the Freedom Dollar?
Hooker
"Honest rape" is a hilariously awful turn of phrase he just made up, sure. But what he's actually saying is that he believes it's okay for day-after pills and whatnot because, you know, you might be the guy in the firing squad that has a blank, so it's okay.
pathetique
True this, but I am also concerned by how he, an OB/GYN, thinks that most people seek abortions in the third trimester. Like, I don't know, that's a little close to my second grade classmate who told me that abortion is when after a baby is born a doctor jams a screwdriver in its skull.

cognitivedissonance
He hasn't been a practicing anything since the first Bush, and he's older than three Jesuses, so obviously he'd... no, wait, he's just lying about the third trimester thing, shamelessly. He knows damn well nobody has a third trimester abortion and he's milking it.

poorwill
But he's so cute!

SteamPoweredKleenex
He prescribes a shot of estrogen. Paulbots should probably refrain from calling him "Doctor" for a while, until he gets a refresher course of some kind.

Timothy A. Bear
By 'honest rape' it means you don't know his daughters.
Hay Belly
It means If she's partyin' she's gestatin'!

Riskbreaker
I can't think of anything witty to say, what the fuck...
Caminante Nocturno
So that girl who got raped in Revenge of the Nerds couldn't get an abortion in Ron Paul's America?
SolRo
Honest Rape freed slaves all over the confederate faces.
wtf japan
You're thinking of Honest Rabe, the worst Underground Railroad conductor ever.

chumbucket
wtf japan gets stars

Jet Bin Fever
Oh god, I laughed at your comment for a solid minute japan.

pastorofmuppets
Granted, RP's been full of shit for longer than we've had automobiles (probably), but I won't pretend that Piers "let's both imagine your daughters getting raped" Morgan didn't just win the award for shittiest anything ever.
SolRo
morgan has been shitty almost as long as paul.

SteamPoweredKleenex
Morgan's shittiness has confined itself to tabloid publication and being an ass on TV. Paul wants to fuck up the country even worse than it already is under the banner of "Freedom" and his interpretation of the Constitution.

kingarthur
Morgan is a complete asshole. This is pretty much two calamitous assholes colliding in the dark.

Bort
When a public figure voices support for a policy that will promote misery, it's only fair to ask whether he would tolerate it happening to someone he loves. I say it was a fair question, and was asked about as politely as it could be asked. The fact that Ron Paul didn't have a good answer is the only part I object to.

kingarthur
I'm inclined to go with the whole "even a stopped clock is right twice a day" explanation on Morgan for this one. His body of work leaves a distinct odor.

Corpus Delectable
It continues to amaze me how Paultards can't recognize the onset of senile dementia.
magnesium
He's trying to talk about the morning after pill, I think. It annoys me that nobody knows that those aren't abortion pills. Also, Ron Paul is a crazy old man and I can't see his name without laughing.
Pope Caius
I can't look at his face without thinking of lines from that one Bad Lip Reading video.

"A pretty a pretty a pretty goose for you! And a pretty racing car!"

American Standard
Oh, they know Plan B isn't an abortion pill. Hell, we HAVE abortion pills. (RU 486.) They just like to misinform. Favorite tactic of the fundamentalist.

takewithfood
Those "rape kits" you hear about on TV are like home pregnancy tests. You pee on the stick and if its an honest rape, an image of a thumbs-up appears - but if it's one of those liar rapes, you get an image of a baby with its little arms crossed and a judgmental look on its face.
Meerkat
Oddly enough it looks like Neverborn from the Faithmouse franchise.

Sudan no1
I googled Neverborn for some nostalgia and got more than I bargained for... (NSFW) http://faithmouse.blogspot.com/2012/02/faithmouse-with-neverborn-s usan-g-komen.html

The Mothership
holy shit Sudan, holy shit.

Cena_mark
Cool Lacey says he's relaunching Faith Mouse. I loved reading the comments on it back in my POERed lurker days.

Bort
That Dan Lacey feller is all right by me.

SteamPoweredKleenex
But will there be... pancakes?

Rodents of Unusual Size
Every time Ron Paul talks about anything having to do with medicine, he makes the least amount of sense.
Pillager
You'd think a "libertarian" would have no trouble being pro-choice...


Sudan no1
....meanwhile, Paultards are off wondering why there aren't more women in their ranks.

Cherry Pop Culture
I have a mutual friend that likes Ron Paul *shivers*. Then I see the stupid bumper stickers; a lot of people do. Everyone I know wonders why I'm a nervous wreck

Meerkat
What the fuck do you mean you have a mutual friend?

Are you off your meds again?

dairyqueenlatifah
Oh god, I loved this:

"So you would help them to get an abortion in the case of rape"
"Well it's not really abortion because there's no evidence of a life being created whatsoever (DING DING DING!!!)"
"So...life doesn't begin at conception"
"...Life does begin at conception but at hrmmm A FLUBBLUBLUB THIS IS THEORETICAL AND WE CAN'T BASE ANYTHING ON IT HOLY SHIT MY BRAIN STOPPED"

I'm now going to show this to every Paultard I know so they can proceed to cuss me out over a drink.
FABIO
Why go with "Paultard" when "Rontard" is right there?

Rontarded
Dread Pirate Roberts
We don't want to make someone think we love Ron Swanson any less.

Quad9Damage
"Honest Rape" - Best band name ever.
Wombles
Arg, he should have asked what if they had been raped ~3 weeks ago and you know there is a very young fetus.\

And what differentiates "honest" rape from...the other kinds?
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