|Oscar Wildcat - 2012-02-07 |
Ahhh, the old schrodinger's fetus defense.
This is clearly more Heisenberg's cuntcertainty principle where you don't know where the sperms are and where the egg is and there is only a certain probability they will be in the same place at the same time.
Schrodinger's pussy is where you already have a developing fetus and you jam a bottle of arsenic in there and then fuck the woman with wild abandon and you don't know whether you broke the bottle or not until the baby/corpse drops out.
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-02-07 |
How many Honest Rapes to the Freedom Dollar?
|Hooker - 2012-02-07 |
"Honest rape" is a hilariously awful turn of phrase he just made up, sure. But what he's actually saying is that he believes it's okay for day-after pills and whatnot because, you know, you might be the guy in the firing squad that has a blank, so it's okay.
He prescribes a shot of estrogen. Paulbots should probably refrain from calling him "Doctor" for a while, until he gets a refresher course of some kind.
|Timothy A. Bear - 2012-02-07 |
By 'honest rape' it means you don't know his daughters.
It means If she's partyin' she's gestatin'!
|Riskbreaker - 2012-02-07 |
I can't think of anything witty to say, what the fuck...
|Caminante Nocturno - 2012-02-07 |
So that girl who got raped in Revenge of the Nerds couldn't get an abortion in Ron Paul's America?
|SolRo - 2012-02-07 |
Honest Rape freed slaves all over the confederate faces.
|pastorofmuppets - 2012-02-07 |
Granted, RP's been full of shit for longer than we've had automobiles (probably), but I won't pretend that Piers "let's both imagine your daughters getting raped" Morgan didn't just win the award for shittiest anything ever.
morgan has been shitty almost as long as paul.
Morgan's shittiness has confined itself to tabloid publication and being an ass on TV. Paul wants to fuck up the country even worse than it already is under the banner of "Freedom" and his interpretation of the Constitution.
I'm inclined to go with the whole "even a stopped clock is right twice a day" explanation on Morgan for this one. His body of work leaves a distinct odor.
|Corpus Delectable - 2012-02-07 |
It continues to amaze me how Paultards can't recognize the onset of senile dementia.
|magnesium - 2012-02-07 |
He's trying to talk about the morning after pill, I think. It annoys me that nobody knows that those aren't abortion pills. Also, Ron Paul is a crazy old man and I can't see his name without laughing.
I can't look at his face without thinking of lines from that one Bad Lip Reading video.
"A pretty a pretty a pretty goose for you! And a pretty racing car!"
Oh, they know Plan B isn't an abortion pill. Hell, we HAVE abortion pills. (RU 486.) They just like to misinform. Favorite tactic of the fundamentalist.
|takewithfood - 2012-02-07 |
Those "rape kits" you hear about on TV are like home pregnancy tests. You pee on the stick and if its an honest rape, an image of a thumbs-up appears - but if it's one of those liar rapes, you get an image of a baby with its little arms crossed and a judgmental look on its face.
Oddly enough it looks like Neverborn from the Faithmouse franchise.
Cool Lacey says he's relaunching Faith Mouse. I loved reading the comments on it back in my POERed lurker days.
That Dan Lacey feller is all right by me.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-02-07 |
Every time Ron Paul talks about anything having to do with medicine, he makes the least amount of sense.
|Pillager - 2012-02-07 |
You'd think a "libertarian" would have no trouble being pro-choice...
....meanwhile, Paultards are off wondering why there aren't more women in their ranks.
Cherry Pop Culture
I have a mutual friend that likes Ron Paul *shivers*. Then I see the stupid bumper stickers; a lot of people do. Everyone I know wonders why I'm a nervous wreck
What the fuck do you mean you have a mutual friend?
Are you off your meds again?
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-02-08 |
Oh god, I loved this:
"So you would help them to get an abortion in the case of rape"
"Well it's not really abortion because there's no evidence of a life being created whatsoever (DING DING DING!!!)"
"So...life doesn't begin at conception"
"...Life does begin at conception but at hrmmm A FLUBBLUBLUB THIS IS THEORETICAL AND WE CAN'T BASE ANYTHING ON IT HOLY SHIT MY BRAIN STOPPED"
I'm now going to show this to every Paultard I know so they can proceed to cuss me out over a drink.
|FABIO - 2012-02-08 |
Why go with "Paultard" when "Rontard" is right there?
|Quad9Damage - 2012-02-09 |
"Honest Rape" - Best band name ever.
|Wombles - 2012-02-09 |
Arg, he should have asked what if they had been raped ~3 weeks ago and you know there is a very young fetus.\
And what differentiates "honest" rape from...the other kinds?
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