So now "malfunctioning" means "dying battery?"

We had a plush snowman that played Jingle Bells slower and slower every year until it sounded like a musical greeting card undergoing doppler shift while having its circuits pulled out with pliers, but that's really not the manufacturer's fault.

It sounds like an infuriated guinea pig.

Know what's special about you??


HE COMES.....

Telling children that they're special "just because" is not something the Chinese knew how to program into it.