jangbones - 2012-02-13 How soon before self-absorption reaches critical mass and American egos start collapsing in on themselves?
Its a future not far...every day in colleges and high schools across the land, American students are disappearing. They have become nonviable organisms after spending so much time and effort writing and talking and thinking about nothing except themselves. So they begin spontaneously popping out of existence, folding in on themselves and blinking out of this reality and reappearing in a pocket dimension where nothing outside of their identities exist.
memedumpster - 2012-02-13 That is the best description of the rapture I have ever read.
deadpan - 2012-02-13 I remember being in college and having pissy opinions about things too.