chumbucket If my dog ever came home after that I'd stop him in the driveway to allow me to get out the hose.
Oscar Wildcat My neighbor has a chihuahua that loves nothing more than to race over to cow pasture across the road and wallow in the cow shit. He had to fence in the yard to prevent the dog from doing this. He said he got tired of hosing the dog off every time he let it outside.
And let's not even go to those tasty treats the cat emits. You'd think he was a pez dispenser, from the dog's point of view.
Jet Bin Fever It's a predatory instinct to mask their scent. My dog is about the least doglike dog in the world, but I still catch her rolling around on the occasional dead squirrel.
Pompoulus There are times when... when it just feels like such a cruel world, but then there are moments like this, when I'm standing inside the hollowed out corpse of a dead giraffe, and it's just like... like life is a giant carcass waiting for you to eat it. You know?
Stopheles The novel THE LIFE OF PI has a particularly grueling sequence with a hyena and a zebra.
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