|The Mothership |
ew. just, ew. love the tag though.
A gourmeet with a flashy apartment? Is it single?
If my dog ever came home after that I'd stop him in the driveway to allow me to get out the hose.
|Oscar Wildcat |
My neighbor has a chihuahua that loves nothing more than to race over to cow pasture across the road and wallow in the cow shit. He had to fence in the yard to prevent the dog from doing this. He said he got tired of hosing the dog off every time he let it outside.
And let's not even go to those tasty treats the cat emits. You'd think he was a pez dispenser, from the dog's point of view.
Jet Bin Fever
It's a predatory instinct to mask their scent. My dog is about the least doglike dog in the world, but I still catch her rolling around on the occasional dead squirrel.
a womb with a view!
How else is it supposed to eat a giraffe? Don't be such a prima donna, camera guy.
its the sloshing sounds that really bring it home
That's two! Two good puns!
Ah ah ah ah!
And I thought they smelled bad....on the outside!
Oh wait, that only shows up for me here.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Nature is so beautiful!
|Caminante Nocturno |
Look at how happy it is.
There are times when... when it just feels like such a cruel world, but then there are moments like this, when I'm standing inside the hollowed out corpse of a dead giraffe, and it's just like... like life is a giant carcass waiting for you to eat it. You know?
The novel THE LIFE OF PI has a particularly grueling sequence with a hyena and a zebra.
|Binro the Heretic |
The Iowa Carcass.
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