Come on, dude, pray for a more fatal wound than THAT.

This one scares me the most, and what scares me is that Obama did pretty poorly his first term so I feel there is a chance one of these nutty republicans could win. I'd rather have Romney than this shitty theocrat.

Did authorship of the cena_mark text generating algorithm change hands recently? I've noticed a difference it its performance recently.

the illusion works best when the phrases are vague platitudes instead of direct references to specific things that can contradict current events. Let me see if I can reset it with a comment that generally gets good results:

Boy, those american citizens exercising their first amendment rights sure didn't deserve to get shot in the face with bean bag rounds. What is this country coming to?

Don't get me wrong. I'm still not a big fan of the occupy movement, but I hate Santorum more.

I know right the election is going to be SO close because so many people hate obama. I mean look at these numbers. Anything could happen!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/elections/state/US/?chart=12USPr esGERvO&chart_mode=new

So long as the other option is "insane fascist bigot death worshiping lunatic," the "sellout greedy classist liar" candidate is a shoe-in.

Romney's a tithing Mormon, which takes him up the Theocrat-O-Meter a few notches, himself.

I don't care about Romney's personal beliefs just as long as they know their beliefs don't belong in policy. I feel Romney does that better than Santorum.

What you mean to say is that he's less of a failure at it than Santorum.

I will say this about Romney. He's a sleazeball but on occasion he does make sense. It's not often, but sometimes. Especially in comparison. I have found myself nodding my head, when he isn't deeply offending me, going, yeah I can see that, you got health care for your entire state. Right on.

Santorum is still trying to get back at those Alpha Betas for the toga wedgie incident. I don't think he's quite over it.

"Ignore my multiple Swiss bank accounts, income tax rate below 15%, and the fact I've never had to actually work a day in my life" goes well with it.

For all the hatred Obama gets from the right, he would never say that phrase to anyone of them, not matter how much he disagreed with them or how loud they got at one of his rallies.

Cause he's not an asshole.

Yet this is now an official GOP talking point used by pretty much all of their candidates save Paul, it's just pathetic.

Never forget

http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/Washingt onPost/2012/01/05/National-Politics/Images/santoru_72446803_10.jpg

Oh man, I was hoping that would be a picture of his kid crying and I was not disappointed.

http://media.reason.com/mc/_ATTIC/Image/santorum.jpg?h=325&w=468
I prefer this one, personally.

The upper middle class OWS protestors are fighting for the interests of working class tea partiers because they're too stupid to do it for themselves.

What?

This is a beautiful thing!

The GOP is soo horrified of Romney that they are fluttering from psycho to more pathetic, right wing psycho. What's next after Santorum implodes? A write in campaign for David Duke?

I was just about to say that whoever chose the creepy flashlight to the face lighting deserves a fucking medal.

The problem is that the last time the GOP ran a mentally deficient and eventually evil candidate... the idiot actually won the election.

I wish I could send the campaign speeches the Republicans have given in the past decade or so back in time to when even Republican voters would have been horrified that this is what their party has come to. Maybe it'd stop Bush from even being nominated.