No no no you idiot it's the box you want.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Oh, I was waiting for the punchline...
Is there a STATISTICS! tag?
you can tell at the end he is working on the mental details of the lie he will tell about how he had to dump her because she kept cheating on him with black guys
"Virgins who wait for marriage have a higher success rate"
|Corpus Delectable |
Those tags are a perfect confluence, a miraculous convergence in the forces of stupidity.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This music is familiar.
Later, she would not have sex with him but rather eat his shit. Suck on that, purity bear!
|The Mothership |
Whose wife is that guy dating? Look at that fucking mansion!
Jet Bin Fever
Maybe she's only like 16 and has that Benjamin Button disease.
I am unconvinced the sassy friend was black.
Dude learned a valuable lesson that night.
"Sorry, I don't believe in paying for dinner until the wedding reception."
|Adham Nu'man |
"Real" Christians would be too busy selling that mansion and helping the poor to have time to go out on trite white suburbanite dates at the lobster shack with bland, vapid, suburbanite idiots to be thinking about this horseshit.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I guess he won't be getting his balls licked tonight.
They went on a first date, and suddenly before its even over they "really love each other". What kind of world do christians think they live in? I dont think christians understand what love is/means. It's not just the tingly feeling in your hoo-ha parts.
Any man who doesn't want to marry you is a piece of shit.
I was kind of hoping that the tone of this video would take a dark turn, just because I think that sexual assault committed by a guy in a beige cardigan is kinda funny.
She knows perfectly well that bjs don't count. Poor guy was played like a violin.
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