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Desc:This one's for the ladies
Category:Religious
Tags:pizza, christians, abstinence, sassy black friend, purity bear
Submitted:Racketeer
Date:02/14/12
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Comment count is 26
Meerkat
No no no you idiot it's the box you want.

Stupid bear.
Jet Bin Fever
Flawless logic.
Hooker
You love dessert and you wait until after dinner to eat it, right?

FABIO
Oh, I was waiting for the punchline...
dek863
Is there a STATISTICS! tag?
CJH
you can tell at the end he is working on the mental details of the lie he will tell about how he had to dump her because she kept cheating on him with black guys
dairyqueenlatifah
"Virgins who wait for marriage have a higher success rate"

....in what?
Fur is Murder
Awkward, unsatisfying honeymoons.

dementomstie
The bear is her subconscious? The bear is telling her that she's like a pizza box, so she believes that she's flimsy, disposable and only good for putting something inside of and is otherwise completely useless? This girl has serious self esteem issues. And a racist subconscious.

Corpus Delectable
Those tags are a perfect confluence, a miraculous convergence in the forces of stupidity.
fedex
this is funny, but im wondering why when you click on the purity bear tag, 4 versions of this same video come up?

Rodents of Unusual Size
This music is familiar.

Later, she would not have sex with him but rather eat his shit. Suck on that, purity bear!
The Mothership
Whose wife is that guy dating? Look at that fucking mansion!
Jet Bin Fever
Maybe she's only like 16 and has that Benjamin Button disease.

memedumpster
I am unconvinced the sassy friend was black.
Koda Maja
sassy black bear

FABIO
Dude learned a valuable lesson that night.

"Sorry, I don't believe in paying for dinner until the wedding reception."
Adham Nu'man
"Real" Christians would be too busy selling that mansion and helping the poor to have time to go out on trite white suburbanite dates at the lobster shack with bland, vapid, suburbanite idiots to be thinking about this horseshit.
SteamPoweredKleenex
Good thing "real" Christians don't exist; they'd really mess up the economy.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
I guess he won't be getting his balls licked tonight.
chumbucket
I guess he won't be planting his seed tonight to populate the nation with sweater-wearing, slow-acting jesus kids.

Gmork
They went on a first date, and suddenly before its even over they "really love each other". What kind of world do christians think they live in? I dont think christians understand what love is/means. It's not just the tingly feeling in your hoo-ha parts.
Adham Nu'man
Any man who doesn't want to marry you is a piece of shit.

Robin Kestrel
"It doesn't have to end tonight. I love you. We will be together FOREVER." = crazy person

citrusmirakel
I was kind of hoping that the tone of this video would take a dark turn, just because I think that sexual assault committed by a guy in a beige cardigan is kinda funny.
pastorofmuppets
She knows perfectly well that bjs don't count. Poor guy was played like a violin.
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