mouser 
Acting!
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
One of the joys of living in a red state.
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Vicious California: Totally not a bankrupt money sink!
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Vicious Unless they really aren't anymore, in which case, good for you, Moonbeam.
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Comatose2
Of couse there's always the option of pulling the spark plug wire, but then again I got the worst shock of my life doing exactly that. 50,000 volts made my entire arm numb for about 30 minutes.
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memedumpster
Great, now the dirt will grow out of control.
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charmlessman
Guns don't kill lawnmowers. People with guns kill lawnmowers.
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Raggamuffin
I would have just let it run out of gas but okay.
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SolRo
He could have made a video showing how to fix that problem, but his tiny penis said NO.
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exy
I don't think the li'l buddy learned much of a lesson there, actually, no.
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Reefer Fez
"Some clown in Sacramento was dragged into court
He shot his lawnmower
It disobeyed, it wouldn't start
Might makes right, it's the American way
They fined him $60 and sent him on his way
You know, some people don't take no shit
Maybe if they did they'd have half a brain left "
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Robin Kestrel
And he missed 40% of his shots, anyway.
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Koda Maja It takes a lot of skill to hit a large, stationary object at close range.
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zerobackup
Republican sketch comedy is really great isn't it?
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Nikon
God bless America.
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