|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
One of the joys of living in a red state.
California: Totally not a bankrupt money sink!
Unless they really aren't anymore, in which case, good for you, Moonbeam.
Of couse there's always the option of pulling the spark plug wire, but then again I got the worst shock of my life doing exactly that. 50,000 volts made my entire arm numb for about 30 minutes.
Great, now the dirt will grow out of control.
Guns don't kill lawnmowers. People with guns kill lawnmowers.
I would have just let it run out of gas but okay.
He could have made a video showing how to fix that problem, but his tiny penis said NO.
I don't think the li'l buddy learned much of a lesson there, actually, no.
|Reefer Fez |
"Some clown in Sacramento was dragged into court
He shot his lawnmower
It disobeyed, it wouldn't start
Might makes right, it's the American way
They fined him and sent him on his way
You know, some people don't take no shit
Maybe if they did they'd have half a brain left "
|Robin Kestrel |
And he missed 40% of his shots, anyway.
It takes a lot of skill to hit a large, stationary object at close range.
Republican sketch comedy is really great isn't it?
God bless America.
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