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Toy Story, starring Richard Nixon
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I'm sad this never got made. "Its a toy eat toy world" is a lesson children need to learn at the earliest age possible. Right before they learn about the holocaust, cancer, and Jay Leno.
So the making of "Toy Story" itself follows the classic "underdogs follow their hearts and pull it together despite oppressive opposition" structure.
Wow. What a dick.
Ugh, "edge". Yes, Disney producer, we all know that 8 to 10 year olds are far to sophisticated to enjoy characters who are actually likable.
It's like there was a freak accident in a quantum mechanics experiment which resulted in the splitting of one person into two people. One became John Lasseter and he got a double dose of talent, common sense, and intelligence and the other person received a reciprocal deficit of the same. that second person was Chris Chan. However, their looks, sense of fashion, and room decor stayed the same.
And then Katzenberg went on to make the Shrek movies, and we all know the end result of "edge".
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But he makes characters ham up and smile for us in the same pose! We're getting top notch imagination here!
Cyncism is cheap and easy. Making characters people can actually admire is hard.
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Lord of the Flies meets Toy Story. Awesome. I wholly approve.
who said your job was to think, stringweiner?!?
That would have been awesome to see in the movie theatre.
Toy limbs discovered scattered all over the floor and a pile...a pile of...little arms.
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