Cockmaster Flash 
Toy Story, starring Richard Nixon
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THA SUGAH RAIN
I'm sad this never got made. "Its a toy eat toy world" is a lesson children need to learn at the earliest age possible. Right before they learn about the holocaust, cancer, and Jay Leno.
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SolRo
*crazy eyes*
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Bort
So the making of "Toy Story" itself follows the classic "underdogs follow their hearts and pull it together despite oppressive opposition" structure.
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joelkazoo
Wow. What a dick.
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Uulanbaatorbaby
Ugh, "edge". Yes, Disney producer, we all know that 8 to 10 year olds are far to sophisticated to enjoy characters who are actually likable.
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erratic
It's like there was a freak accident in a quantum mechanics experiment which resulted in the splitting of one person into two people. One became John Lasseter and he got a double dose of talent, common sense, and intelligence and the other person received a reciprocal deficit of the same. that second person was Chris Chan. However, their looks, sense of fashion, and room decor stayed the same.
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cognitivedissonance
And then Katzenberg went on to make the Shrek movies, and we all know the end result of "edge".
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Rodents of Unusual Size But he makes characters ham up and smile for us in the same pose! We're getting top notch imagination here!
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Xenocide
Cyncism is cheap and easy. Making characters people can actually admire is hard.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
Lord of the Flies meets Toy Story. Awesome. I wholly approve.
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fedex
who said your job was to think, stringweiner?!?
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Nikon
That would have been awesome to see in the movie theatre.
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chumbucket
Toy limbs discovered scattered all over the floor and a pile...a pile of...little arms.
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