FIVE writers and directed by Tarsem Singh. Yeah this is going to be awful.
starring Julia Roberts, co-starring Julia Roberts's mouth
The Fall had a great story with great acting told in a clever way and shot beautifully.
Immortals was a story and was shot beautifully.
This is fucking Snow White again.
who is worse, Tarsem or McG?
they both make pretty movies that blow
Love Tarsem's "The Fall". Some great visual direction here as well. But as chumbucket noted, only Steven Soderburgh can overcome the banality of Julia Roberts.
There are two awful-looking Snow White movies coming out in the space of three months.
How does shit like this happen? Is Hollywood one giant episode of Iron Chef, where each year everyone has to make a movie using a theme ingredient?
based on the tone of the trailer, they could have easily gone with "Snow Wiggity-Whaaaaaaat!?"
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Alice In Wonderland made like a billion dollars and Twilight built a media empire on mythology WITH A TWEEST, now everyone wants a piece of that dark n' edgy fairy tale pie
Holy shit, Alice in Wonderland really did pull in that much money. It was terrible.
Peter Dinklage is trying his damndest to make little people totally awesome and here come these idiots to ruin it.
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I guess Tarsem ran out of modern art exhibits to rip off
Julia Roberts destroys everything.
|Billy the Poet |
Those are the best jokes. The jokes they didn't put in the trailer are worse than those.
Unfortunately, this piece of shit is the last film Eiko Ishioka (the costume designer for Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Cell, The Fall) worked on :(
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I saw this trailer in the theater this weekend before the new Ghibli movie, and I kept saying to my girlfriend quietly, "Hang in there. It'll be over soon." And then the preview for Madagascar 3 came on.
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You would prefer I say "My esteemed other"? Or "the girl with whom I spend my free time"?
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There are two Snow White movies coming out this year, and the most promising one stars Kristen Stewart.
Think on this and weep.
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